Penguins...

...the Penguins below have a human story and names given are only in fiction and are not personally aimed at any one person- so please no lawyers!...

...take no offence as none is meant...

...looking for a mate for life-this is ChanduSingh-bit shy and no !he is not a Pharmacist...he is one better ! he is a DOCTOR! ...(he really wanted to be a piss artist but daddy would'nt have it! and mum didn't want all the badams(almonds) she fed him when he was growing up to go wasted either! ) ...
...this is Champa Patel -also in the market looking for a mate for life-also shy but is a Pharmacist!(she really wanted to be a doctor bur failed to get the grades! but as all the Indian women pharamacist she thinks she really is a doctor! -qualifications or not)
...arranged first date by a third party and both a bit shy...so arranged marriage on the card! arranged by a third party!...both sets of parents fly off to India for shopping as wedding day approaches (Indian tradition) and first shot is fired as they both try and out do each other as though who would send out the biggest and brashest invitation cards!( one that requires fire brigade to pull it through your letter box!)
...wedding party arrives from the girl's side...note how women are ignoring the men and vice-versa-this is a tradition at any Indian gathering...

... they all look a bit pissed and yes they all are pissed!-because it's Chandusingh's family and friends arriving for the wedding! -yes they all had too much bisky last night!..it's a Punjabi tradition to look pissed at any Punjabi gathering!...

...happy couple looking radiant on their wedding day-infact look closely and Champa's already got one in the oven-naughty boy Chandusingh says the women folks, while men folks start saying you lucky bastard Chandu!..note the lack of affection shown by the newly wed and that's another Indian tradition(though shall show no affection after the wedding!),anything less than a mile gap between the newy wed and all the women folks start bitching and men start saying you lucky bastard Chandu!...and as Bena Rehhhhh! Sasri Ay Jata Teri Papan Na Bhinjay song is played on the Binatone radio cassette player by a DJ who is at least 70th distant cousin to the groom therefore providing the services free ,all women start crying including those who came for the food only and are left behind because they are still looking for a free lift back home to Ipswich or something and were only invited because their names appeared in the 1876 Samaj directory...


...six months after the wedding Champa lays an egg-told you that Chandusingh was at it before the wedding said the women wearing a red saree on the phone to the women wearing a yellow saree!(they met each other when the women in yellow saree gave a lift back to Ipswich to the women in red saree ofcourse arranged by the third party)-Champa should have married my CM(another Indian tradition calling people by their initials!) said the women wearing a yellow saree-CM'S a nice boy and she would have worked well every morning in our Londis in Ipswich-why the morning enquired the women in red saree-well every morning JC that's my husband goes for a walk as he is diabetic!(that's another two Indian traditions-walk and being diabetic)...


...little Karansinghpatel(compromised name chosen by both sets of inlaws after many meetings and phonecalls involving the third part of course) ) is born...and they've already put his name down at the local Private school and are already in the market looking for a third party to find them a nice little Indian girl!..

...inlaws(Chandu's parents!) come for a visit in their newly purchased 2nd hand Merc with a personalised number plate(an Indian tradition),they part exchanged their Datsun for the Merc as the other side already had a Merc(another Indian tradition) and takes Karan for a walk down to the corner shop and buys him some cheap sweets(another Indian grand parents tradition)...inlaws are concerned that Karan looks a bit like Penguin(mum put glasses on to confirm) and both agreed that Dal Me Kuchh Kala Lagta Hai!-and asks Champa(through a third party) if she has had an affair with a Penguin! or has she ever been to South America!..

...Karan grows up and flees to South America to avoid being married to a Koala!(arranged by a third party of course!)...

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...on a lighter note above Penguins are seen at Punto Tombo in Argentine Patagonia,over half a million Penguins reside here and they were everywhere! ...
...this picture shows a large group of Llamas running havoc amongst the Penguins colony and sure some Penguins are killed...

...another Penguins colony at Punta Delgada,Peninsula Valdes...
...another Penguin colony at Punta Arenas-not far from here where the Cruise Ship Explorer hit the iceberg on 22nd Nov 2007 heading towards Antarctica and thank God all passengers were safely air-lifted to Punta Arenas-the Explorer sank-some passengers on Explorer we may have met on our Navimag cruise from Puerto Montt to Puerto Natales-we may have been on Expolrer ourselves if the price was right-small world- you throw the dice and take the risks but calculated risks in our case as we say shit happens all the time you dust yourself take your medicine and you carry on...
...Penguine Highway...Penguins were sea-birds at one time -they hunt for food in the sea and live on land-also lay eggs-hunt all day at sea and come back on land at sunset also sunset is the time to see loads of them coming out of the sea..
...many roads on Peninsula Valdes are just what you see-dirt track...

... Vedanta again pulled out the short straw as to who goes to the nearest supermarket as Dad ran low on Beer and Mum completly emptied the bag containing the 5C's ie choclate,cheese,crisps,cookies and candy's-all that's good for you!...but as P says you get protein from all them 5C's..yaa right!...