...this one dedicated to Bhirenbhai for following my blog religiously...
... Outlaws Prutch Cassidy & Daughter Dance Kid(PC&DDK) are at it again abusing the local wildlife- this time in Brazil…Kid asked the Alli-gators if they were all Muslims! And Prutch accused them of being Alliga-terrorist then she asked why they all looked the same and said is it something to do with being friendly with your cousins!...…theses comments have caused uproar in all Alli communities all over the world…diplomatic relations are under stress yet again!...
…ALO(Alligator Liberation Organization) Chairman Alligator Arafat said from his bunker in Florida swamps “ my Muslim brothers we are fighting for independent Allistan and we will fight the infidel by every means possible”…
also at the same time…Alli’s were seen in East African river Mara wearing body armours and carrying bulky rucksacks and this has caused alarm in many Western Capitals…at the same time Alli suicide bomber explodes at London Zoo completely destroying the Pakistani cockroach house!...
…British Premier GB tries to put all British troops at home on full alert before he realizes that they are ALL in Afghanistan and Iraq and have been on full alert since they’ve been there -he mumbles f…..g Tony!
…Bush again bullies Presd.Mushy of Pakistan to close all the Alliga-terrorist camps in AOK(Alligator Occupied Kashmir)…Mushy said that will incur in loss of many jobs in AOK- A.B.S &B (alligator bags shoes & belts) industry…Bush tells him bluntly either he is with us on WOA(War On Alliga-terrorists) or he is against us…Mushy thinks for a second and says he is with the US as long as the US promise to keep him in his job as President of Pakistan for the next 30 years…Bush thinks for less than a second and says- DONE!...
…FATWA has been issued by Iranian Mullahs on PC&DDK…Kid thinks FATWA is something Dad should leave it alone if he wants to be thin again!...and Mum too said the Kid very quietly as Mum was about to down another slice of FATWA Pizza!...where is all that food going thinks the third person in the party as he downs sixth or seventh Brahma beer and who is counting anyway!...Prutch thinks with all that Brahma he is going to get up in the middle of the night more than usual!...
…TB said he will go to the UN and ask for sanctions against all Alli’s including stopping all imports of A.B.S & B before he realizes that he is no longer the British Premier!...meanwhile British Premier GB blames TB for all his problems as Labour can no longer keep blaming the previous Tory Governments …
…Bush said there are WZD(Weapons of Zero Destructions) in Florida swamps and gets ready to press the Nuclear Button before the 1st Lady reminds him that Florida is still part of USA and that his own brother Jess Bush is the governor there!...
…meanwhile PC&DDK are enjoying another dip in the cool waters of Copacabana Beach not realizing that thanks to them Third World War is about to begin …the so called third person in the party now has grown a beard,full head of hair(you should be so lucky Dad! said the cheeky Kid) put on weight, wearing salwar kameese and turban , carrying a sword, D&G dark glasses and from now on speaking only in Punjabi so not to look or sound like the third person!... and also carrying a bottle of Bisky to smell like a Punjabi too!...
…meanwhile PC&DDK have been released by the Brazilian Police after questioning as the Kid pleads not guilty as she has been under the influence of too many fizzy drinks thanks to the third person and Prutch pleads insanity due to very long holidays in many nice countries and also said she has been missing cooking, house work , going to work,Cardiff traffic jams,Eastenders , Corrie Street,Tesco’s cheese cake,M&S vegee triple decker sandwiches etc for the last 7 months!...two police officers with stomach cramps were curled up on the floor laughing as two others almost fell off the chair as she promised the Police that she will quit this long holiday lark on 10th May 2008 …
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